Sir: Which Comes First- Sun or Moon? Pappu: Yes! Moon.. Sir: How??.. Pappu: Only after Honey'MOON', 'SON' will be Born!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man found a lamp in d street. He rubbed it. It blasted n d man Died. Moral:Not evrythng belongs2 Aladdin, sum thngs blong 2 BINLADEN too :D -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sun Makes Moon Shine, Current Makes Bulbs Shine, Wax Makes Candles Shine But I'm Really Confused. What Makes U Shine? Is It Harpic r Domex?

Child: Amma naku rayadam vachesindi! . Mother:Avuna..!! Em rasavura Kanna.! . Child:Emo Nakemi telsu? Chadavadam Raduga..!! Uncle went to cloth market Uncle:- Manchi cloth chupinchandi Salesman:- plainlo chupincha mantara Uncle:- Neyabba planelo kadu ra ikkade.:-D Na pranam pothey neku kaneelu vastayani naku teliyadu.. kani, Neeku kaneelu vasthe na pranam pothundi.! itlu u r lovingly . . VULLIPAI

That moment when the teacher says, "Those who want to talk can leave the class" and then you look at your friend & ask, "naduv bey dobedham?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The best feeling in d world is when u wake up in d middle of night, take ur mobile in hand & see.. . . . . . U still have time to sleep! :P

What do u call a situation where 2 people think about Life, and all others think about Food? ? Any guess? ? ? Weddding:-D

The fast and furious moment . . . . . When guests go out of the house . And u run like a rocket to eat the things that served fr them

Nuvvu chala intelligent ani vinnanu.
E 5 prasnalaku telugu lo Ans cheppu.

1.Ambulance
2.Mobile
3.Xerox
4.Tube light
5.Sim

Boy:Vastava? Gal:Cheppu teguddi B:movi ko, library ko anukovachuga! G:Ye niku adi leda? B: Osey! G:Brain ledo, bike ledo ani anukovachuga!! LKG rowdies Stud1:Mava smoke cheste cancer vastundani teachr chepindila. Stud2: teachr April fool chesindi mava. Smoke cheste poga kada vached Diff b/w Ignorance & selfcontrol? Wen u c mirror& u dnt laugh at urself, dats ignorance! & Wen i luk at u& i dnt laugh, dats self control.:P Free ga unnava? Neku oka vishayam cheppali Pakkana avaru leru kada Chala personnel evaraki cheppaku plz TAJMAHAL AMMUTHA KONTAVA?????? UNCLE: oka coffee entha ? . OWNER: 1 coffee Rs.5 . UNCLE: opposite shop lo 50ps anta. . OWNER: ne ayya, adi Xerox Copy, idi bru Coffee ra..:

Kid: Babai Opration Ki Mundu Patient Ki Mathu Mandu Enduku Eshtaru? Uncle: Patient Spruhalo Unte Operation Nerchu Kuntadani Kid: Nuv Keka Babai. frog: U r a fool Pappu: I am not fool Frog: its waste 2 talk 2u & frog jumped in 2water. Pappu: nenedo joke ga anna, danike sachipovala..:D Ramu: era Nee talaki debba ela taglindi? Somu: Mana School gate pakkana oka sthambam undi chusava? Ramu: Ha chusanu Somu: Nenu chudaledu.. :D

People now-a-days are like bluetooth. if you stay close they stay connected. and if u go away they find new devices..! Sad but true.!:-(

At childhood I cry loudly to GET what I like, But...? After I grown up, I cry silently to ForGET what I like.. Its Happening

Good day is not created by GOD, Not designed by ur parents, Not prepared by u, Good day is created only by Britania Compny tin tin tidin:-(

i was talking to my frnd and i said "Somebody told me that u sound like an owl" and he said "Who" and i said ha-ha you do sound like one.:D

People now-a-days are like bluetooth. if you stay close they stay connected. and if u go away they find new devices..! Sad but true.!:-(

Always $hare ur problm 0nly with 1% people who genuinely luvs u B'coz 50% ppl don't care of ur problem & 49% ppl happy that u have a problm delete | spam

The most commom password people use around the world . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ********** Hahahahaha

studnt life: In class: 2+2=4. - Homework: 2+4+2=8. - xam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend Calculate the Sun's mass!!!

Dr: how many children do u have? Pappu:12 Doc: y so many? Pappu: I had promised my father in law that i will never keep her stomach empty..;)

Latest Philosophy "If u do regular study, it means u d0n't hav confidence in urself Study at last moment & show ur confidence" gud evng!!!

Sir: Lite travels fastr dan sound.So v c lighting 1st den hear thunder Papu: Wen power goes,v switch on Generator,1st sound cums den cums lite!!

Pappu mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume Interviewer: Can u tell me in which field u've experienced for 3yrs? Pappu: In searching JOBS!:-P

Unforgettable 3 things in ur life.. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 1.breakfast 2.lunch 3.dinner! have it. don't miss it.

The reason doctors prescriptions r impossible to read is b'coz they all hav d same message to d pharmacist: I got my money,now you get yours.

A father to his adopted son, "Whats the height of laziness??" . Son replied: "Whats more lazier than having an adopted son"! :-D ;-)lol!!!!

I Saw It Thru My Eyes Bt Cudnt Understnd It Tuk In My Hand Bt Cudnt Understnd It Thot 4 a Long Tym Bt Nt Understnd It Its Question Paper!!!!!!

Newton's latest law.. 'To every twist in the question paper, there is an equal and opposite twist in the answer given by the students..!!' ;)

Babi: Mobile lo songs nimpali Servicing man: MEMORY CARD unda? Babi: RATION CARD undi parvaleda? Boy: babai,voter card kuda undani,cheppu vadiki......

abbai: babai oka ten rupees unte ivvu repu istanu. Babai: levu ra,repu ayite istanu Abbai: repu ela istav Babai: Ori jaffa repu nuvvu ista annav!!!

BF-Hey

GF-What

BF-I Cheated

GF-So Wt Do U Think, I Luv U, I Was Also Cheating U 4 Past 2 Yrs

BF Cried & Says-

I Ws Talking Abt Exams;(
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DREAM
Makes All Things Posible
HOPE
Makes All, Work
LUV
Makes All, Beautiful
SMILE
Makes All Above Work Possible
So
Alwaz BRUSH Ur TEETH
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wats dffrnce btwn PROBLEM ,TALENT & SKILL?
2 boys love 1 girl =PROBLEM!
1 boy loves 2 girls =TALENT!
2girls loves 1 boy =SKILL

Ur Eyes.. Think About Urself For 30 Seconds After 30 Seconds Open Ur Eyes.. ..Then U'll Realize That U Have Wasted 30 Seconds.....

Exam time: ok, it's 4:20, I'll start studying at 5:00. . . . . Damn, 05:03, I missed it. Ok Now I'll Start at 06:00 !! :P

Tv9 news . . 07:59:57 . . 07:59:58 . . 07:59:59 . . 8:00:00 . . Namaskaram Mobile lo news ravadaniki Tv9 tv me mama di kadhu..:P :

I L U send This SMS To 10 Girls & Win A Free Trip To Ur Nearest POLICE STATION In LUXURY JEEP Food, Bed & Body massage Full F

Seeing a Cockroach in ur Sandwich is Not a Problem. But . . . . Seeing a Half Cockroach in Your Half sandwich is Really a Problem

Jailer: Nobody comes to meet u, Don't u have any relative or friend? . Prisoner: They are also locked up in different jails :P

She had 'GUESS' printed on her T-shirt.. . . . . . . . He got slapped wen he said "must b 34!!":-D :-D plz share on telugu__jokes to 98

Why do they call our language "mother tongue"?? . . . . Guess . . . Because the father never gets a chance to speak ;-) :-P

A Onion got married with cabbage.The nxt mrng a frnd ask Onion hw did u spnd ur 1st nyt?Onion said arey iddaridi vippukone sarike tellarindi...:D

Exams Should Be Given On Either Facebook Or On Phone Instead Of Sheets, Because Today's Students Have More Typing Speed Than Writing Speed

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude.. Waah Waaah She Proposed Me But I Was Rude, . . . Being Single Is My Attitude NO clapps plz...;-)

Height of Letter writing : . . . A Boy writes letter to GOD ! . Dear GOD, Give us Steve Jobs back and we will give you Justin Bieber.....

ALCOHOL? What is that..?? Sorry, that's not in my "Vodkabulary", may be I should go look it up on "whiskeypedia"..!! He he he!!!! :-D :-P

Individual thoughts Bring victory Group thoughts Create History So, always be in a group, if any thing goes wrong, we can say "Gumpulo Govinda"

Maths Sir: Dont shout 2 mch odrwise i will differentiate u twice n integrate u once. Stdnt: sir we r "e"powr"x" wat evr u do we never change.....

Individual thoughts Bring victory Group thoughts Create History So, always be in a group, if any thing goes wrong, we can say "Gumpulo Govinda"

Maths Sir: Dont shout 2 mch odrwise i will differentiate u twice n integrate u once. Stdnt: sir we r "e"powr"x" wat evr u do we never change.....

An exact Definition OF Mathematics: Mathematics is study of finding a black CAT in a dark room... When there is no CAT actually. frwd our jokes..

What's the diff between us and Camels..?? They can work without drinking for 7 days... & We can drink without working for 7 days! Cheers

Sweet letter..! FROM:- Busy ga Unna Buildup KottaKunda Msg Pampe Nenu. TO:- Kaliga Untu Kuda Busy ga Unnatlu Buildup Eche NiKu.

Uncle goes 2 spoken english class. Boy:Babai small doubt Uncle: enti ra Boy:GO ki verb form cheppava Uncle:so simple ra.., Go, Goked, Goken.

A poem only 4u:
Inky pinky ponky.
Message reader donkey
Reader very angry
Sender vry happy
Snder smiles:) Reader cries;(
Inky pinky ponky..!










True words by a Dead Person:
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Use a Little bit Common Sense
Atleast,
How can a
"De@d Person"
Talk???

Funniest Contradictions: 1.Clearly Misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty& . . . 6.Happily Married

There are 3 kinds of students:

1.Some make wonders happen.

2.Some see wonders happen.

3.Others wonder what happened...:-D

He he he...

Why Do We All Marry?
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Bcoz
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Romance Is Not d Only Element Of Life.

We Should Know Horror, Terror, Suspense & Tragedy Also.:-);-)

Be Regular As Clock Be Fresh As Rose Be Soft As Flower Be Strong As Rock & Be SWEET As Me I Know Its Difficult But Just Keep Trying..:P

Fathr:entra chellelu ala mounamga kurchundi?
Son:em ledu pappa chelli lipstick adigindi,nenu fevistick ichanu anthe
moosukoni kurchundhi.


Uncle: gathamlolaga na
kalaloki Hiroinlu
ravatledu doctr?
Doc: mee vayasaipoindi kada
Uncle: patha Hiroinlayina ravochuga?
Doc:nuvu maravura




One nt uncle wanted to smoke::
Aggipette vetikadu
Left
Right
Kinda
Meeda
Ekkadaa dorakaledu
Nirashatho Candle aarpi padukunnadu..

Boy: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.
Uncle:Amazing, whats dat msg
Boy: Battery low.
Uncle: Wow frwrd it to me

"CUP TEA" thagithe emavthundi? think.. think... Think.. Think....yar Use ur brain 'cup kaali avuthundi!!!!!!

Boy: Babai ninna power povadam valla 2hrs lift lo undipovalsi vachindhi.
balaya: Nuvvinka parledura. Nenu Escalator meedha 3 hrs undipoya!! :-p

Uncle's wife: Intlo unna lifebouy sabbu ekada pettarandi.? . . . . . . . Uncle: Arogyaniki manchidani TV lo chebite thinesa!!:D My graduation speech: "First, I'd like to thank Google. Secondly, I'd like to thank copy and paste. Thirdly I'd like to thank the creators.:p Things in Boys room before marriage: Perfumes Luv leters Gifts Laptops N97 After marriage Pain killers Loan papers Nokia 1100 Zandu Balm