Individual thoughts Bring victory Group thoughts Create History So, always be in a group, if any thing goes wrong, we can say "Gumpulo Govinda"

Maths Sir: Dont shout 2 mch odrwise i will differentiate u twice n integrate u once. Stdnt: sir we r "e"powr"x" wat evr u do we never change.....

An exact Definition OF Mathematics: Mathematics is study of finding a black CAT in a dark room... When there is no CAT actually. frwd our jokes..

What's the diff between us and Camels..?? They can work without drinking for 7 days... & We can drink without working for 7 days! Cheers

Sweet letter..! FROM:- Busy ga Unna Buildup KottaKunda Msg Pampe Nenu. TO:- Kaliga Untu Kuda Busy ga Unnatlu Buildup Eche NiKu.

Uncle goes 2 spoken english class. Boy:Babai small doubt Uncle: enti ra Boy:GO ki verb form cheppava Uncle:so simple ra.., Go, Goked, Goken.

A poem only 4u:
Inky pinky ponky.
Message reader donkey
Reader very angry
Sender vry happy
Snder smiles:) Reader cries;(
Inky pinky ponky..!










True words by a Dead Person:
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Use a Little bit Common Sense
Atleast,
How can a
"De@d Person"
Talk???

Funniest Contradictions: 1.Clearly Misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty& . . . 6.Happily Married

There are 3 kinds of students:

1.Some make wonders happen.

2.Some see wonders happen.

3.Others wonder what happened...:-D

He he he...

Why Do We All Marry?
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Romance Is Not d Only Element Of Life.

We Should Know Horror, Terror, Suspense & Tragedy Also.:-);-)

Be Regular As Clock Be Fresh As Rose Be Soft As Flower Be Strong As Rock & Be SWEET As Me I Know Its Difficult But Just Keep Trying..:P

Fathr:entra chellelu ala mounamga kurchundi?
Son:em ledu pappa chelli lipstick adigindi,nenu fevistick ichanu anthe
moosukoni kurchundhi.


Uncle: gathamlolaga na
kalaloki Hiroinlu
ravatledu doctr?
Doc: mee vayasaipoindi kada
Uncle: patha Hiroinlayina ravochuga?
Doc:nuvu maravura




One nt uncle wanted to smoke::
Aggipette vetikadu
Left
Right
Kinda
Meeda
Ekkadaa dorakaledu
Nirashatho Candle aarpi padukunnadu..

Boy: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.
Uncle:Amazing, whats dat msg
Boy: Battery low.
Uncle: Wow frwrd it to me

"CUP TEA" thagithe emavthundi? think.. think... Think.. Think....yar Use ur brain 'cup kaali avuthundi!!!!!!

Boy: Babai ninna power povadam valla 2hrs lift lo undipovalsi vachindhi.
balaya: Nuvvinka parledura. Nenu Escalator meedha 3 hrs undipoya!! :-p

Uncle's wife: Intlo unna lifebouy sabbu ekada pettarandi.? . . . . . . . Uncle: Arogyaniki manchidani TV lo chebite thinesa!!:D My graduation speech: "First, I'd like to thank Google. Secondly, I'd like to thank copy and paste. Thirdly I'd like to thank the creators.:p Things in Boys room before marriage: Perfumes Luv leters Gifts Laptops N97 After marriage Pain killers Loan papers Nokia 1100 Zandu Balm

Uncle and his wife going to city in auto. Driver adjusted miror. Uncle shouted sayng you are seeing my wife. Go N sit back. I will drive auto. Dffrnt Styles Of WishIng Gud Nt. Dad:Gud Nt Beta.. Frnd:Gud Nt Ra.. Lover:Gud Nt Dear.. But, Mom: Aaa Dikkumalina Phone Pakana Padesi Paduko Love never dies. . it remain forever & 4evr & 4evr & 4evr & 4evr & 4evr . . Only partner changes. . So keep luving d latest vers!!!!!!!

Where there is luv,there r feelings..
Where there r feelings, there is pain..
&
Where there is pain..
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Apply "Moov"
Rs10/- only

Funny but true- . Tell a girl she's beautiful, She'll believe it 4 a moment. . . Tell a girl she's ugly, she'll believe it 4 a lifetime..!! ;

1girl commitd suicide by hanging2fan in her rum
"UNCLE" saw her frm window nd said
"kevalm veladite saripodu mummy ki cheppu complan ivvamani":P

If you're wife kisses you
every time you come late
Remember;
Its not Affection,
Its inspection of;
BEER,PERFUME
OR LIPSTICKS!
b careful!!!

in life there r 5 perfect
things u should never lose -
CHARACTER
SELF RESPECT
HOPE
HEART
&
???
Well, u know my name right ;-)

If I was n artist,u would b my picture If I ws a poet,u would be my inspiration If I ws an author u would b my story Bt I'm only a cartoonist

Height of Giving Counter: Teacher:All idiots stand up. (A boy stands up) Teacher:So U r an Idiot? Boy:No.I couldn't C u standing alone madam :

Gal: I'm so short. Boy: No,U are not dear. Gal: Yes i'm. B: Come on, stand up. Gal stands up. . . . . . . Boy: No seriously stand up..:

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting TWINS... TWINS...

2011 girls....!
Husband: Oka cup Coffee..
Wife: entra adigav?
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Husband: neeku kavala?? ani adiganu...darling
;-> :-D

Wen A Girl Cheats A Boy, He Suicides. Hence Gals Kill A Life. . But wen A Boy Cheats A Gal A Baby Is Born Hence Boys Givs A Life..

Gal: I'm so short. Boy: No,U are not dear. Gal: Yes i'm. B: Come on, stand up. Gal stands up. . . . . . . Boy: No seriously stand up..:

Height of Giving Counter:
Teacher:All idiots stand up.
(A boy stands up)
Teacher:So U r an Idiot?
Boy:No.I couldn't C u standing alone madam :D

Blind boy giving sweets 2 all.
Girls all came frm bathroom witout dress 2 get sweets knowing he's blind
Girls:Wat special?
Blind:I got my eyes.

Things I Use My Home Phone For:
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-2% Calling People.
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-8% Ignoring Telemarketers.
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-90% Calling My Cell Phone When I Cant Find It....! :P

Guy: If I Could Change d Alphabet,
I Would Put "U" & "I" Together.
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Girl: Oh deres No Need To Do dat,
"N" & "O" R Already Together.

'MESSAGES' are now d rarest luxury,
which cudnt b sent more than 100/day at any cost.
So wen sum1 spends it 4 u,
it defines d depth of care!

M0st intelliGent statement by a flirt: "I am n0t scared 0f pr0p0sinG a Girl... But I am scared ab0ut, what w0uld happen if she aGrees...

Best "Technical punch" Moment...
When Making a File named "dflgjkcmjqwsbdz" on Computer & Still getting the Message-
'File name already exist........

dey Say:
"Sleep Is Good For d Brain."
Then
Why d Hell Isnt It Allowed In Class?
Query 4m BBA
(Back Bencherz Association) ;)

Frindship ki meaning telisina blood nadi.
Mind lo fix ayite blind ga msg chesta.
Kallunodu msg mathrame chusthadu kani dhimakunodu reply istharu

Uncle-
Asalu ma amma maata vini unte ikkada unde vaanne kaadhu! :(
Jailor-
Em cheppindi mee amma?
Uncle-
Vinane ledhu kadaa, em cheppali?!

Ultimate fact:
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Diplomacy of Girls:
They hate it when u ask their age!
but they would kill yu
if u forget their
birthday..

Dentist's Advice on Secret of Good Health
Always Treat ur Toothbrush Like a GirlFriend
Dont Let Anybody Else Use it & get a New1 Every 3 Months..

Modern girls:
1980-love me but dont touch
1990-touch but dont kiss
2000-kiss but nothing else
2011-do anything but dont take video in mobile

Girl:(Shivering)
It's so Cold in here!
Boy:Want my Jacket?
Girl:No,I want u 2 Wrap me in ur Arms.
Boy:(Smiles and says)
Saali characterless

Daughter-I am in luv wit neighbour,am running away with him Dad-thanx dear,u have saved money,time D-Dad I am reading dis letter left by mom

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Em ledhu, oorike nilabaddaanu..
Any problem?!!!

There was a Competition Btwn
'PULSAR 180' and
'APACHE 180' on d road
but
Finally d Winner was
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"AMBULANCE 108

Frwd 2 whom U care: Dont eat DairyMilk r other Cadbury product spclly SILK r CRACKLE Bcz it causes severe stomach pain wen eaten witout ME :-D

Boy: babai nuvu evarinina love chesava?
Uncle: chesanu kani thanu
I Love u 2 antundhi...
aa rendo vadu evado ardham kavatledhura...?:-P :-D

Boy: Babai 'ICICI' ante enti?
Uncle: Adi kuda teliyada?
cheptha vinu "NENU CHUSA NENU CHUSA NENU"
Boy: pichekinchhav babai nuv keka:-):-D

A Girl's FB Status: "M Online During Class ..I M So Smart Hahahaha Comment From Her Techr Beta Test Mai 0 Mila Hai Aakar Dekhogi Ya Tag Karu

Meaningful line written on
Women Shoe Shop:
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" 20% Off ,
If purchased within
10 minutes "

Wife:- evandi mana pelli chesina poojari heart attack tho poyadata
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husband:- chesina papam oureeke potunda mari.:-D

Wife2Husbnd: Nenu pani chesthunnapudu kissu-gissu petti disturb cheyoddu!
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Pani manishi:Ala cheppandamma, Nenu eni sarlu chepina vinatledu!!!!!!!

Pappu made a cal 2 airport & Askd,
Hw long is d journey frm Mumbai 2 Blore.?
Receptionist: 30 min sir.
Pappu: only dat much,den i wil walk :D

Boss to his Friend: My secretary quit, she left the job yesterday.
Friend: But why?
Boss: What to say, She caught me kissing my wife.;):P

2day is death anniversary of superman
so in his honour,& memory plz wear a red underwear on ur clothes & fly around ur room in silence 4a minute

santa: every one open their mouth on seeing my wife.
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banta: why? is she so beautiful?
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santa: no she is a dentist..:D

Latest research - Boys Always remain faithful to Girlfriend.... ! . ! ! ! ! ! Whose Girlfriend..? Dat stil is a topic of research!

A girl thought LOL mean "lots of love"
so she sent it in d following text to her boyfriend
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'sorry to hear about ur Accident..LOL !!!!!!

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper:
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For Sale: Wedding suit,
worn only once by mistake.. ;-)

Funny but so true:
Mother: I think our daughter is in love..
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Father: How do u know.?
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Mother: She is not asking for pocket money.:-)

Boy: aeroplanes ku rangu ela vestaru babai peddagaa untay ga?
Uncle: paiki vellaaka chinnagaa avtai ga appudu vestaru ra.
Boy: nuv keka po?:-D

PraiseThelord.
o__,
<! o _
JL // <L
ok ok.
u got my blessings
Get up
Ento pichi janaalu naa blessings lekunda nidra kuda poru :-P

HM: ABCD enni Raa?
Stu: 4
HM: Total
Stu: 5
HM: stupid
Stu: 6
HM: wHat?
Stu: 4
HM: Nonsense
Stu: 8
HM:??
Stu: CHeppu Maava.. Ippud cHeppu maava!

HiTech PJ:
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Anyone Having Less
Than
32 GB iPod / 16 GB iPhone
Should Be Declared
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iPoor .... =P =D

Girl Setting Paswrd In Laptop Wd A Guy Sittng Bside Hr.
She Types"BRAIN"As Paswrd
Guy Fell Off 4m Chair
Laughing
Coz
Laptop Replied:
"TOO SMALL"

Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are
2,4,10,17?
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The Boy Replies After deep thinking
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They Are
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HBO, FTv, SONY & POGO...:P

One old Woman was in a cinema hall drinking a cold drink
sometimes once in 15mins or 20 mins she was taking sips
Pappu who was sitting beside her got angry, took her glass, drank everything in 1sip, told: this is how u drink Fanta
Ow, smiled,said: Young man i was spitting in tat Pan:D

A dog fell in love with a cat but
dog's parents
refused cat
guess y?
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They gave a solid reason..
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"CHEE....ammayiki meesalu unai ra"

Love
Anedi"Jwaram" Lantidi,
Vastundhi, Potundhi,
But,
Friendship
'AIDS'
Lantidi,
Okasari Vaste Vadaladu
Ipudu Chepu Niku AIDS Vunda?
Ledha?

Telephone rings at Night
Husband:"If Its For Me den Say dat Im Not At Home"
Wife Answers:"He Is At Home"
Husband: WTF?
Wife:"It Was For Me"!:p

'2Day Is Friday' Fwd Ths To 15Frnds

In 7Days U'll Get Another Friday

It Really Works

If U Ignored This Msg, U Will Get Saturday Within 24Hrs

interesting fact:
If a Girl has balance in her cell,then she has a Boyfrnd.
If a boy has balance in his cell then he has no Girlfrnd..! :P

GIRLS & MATHS r The Two Most Complicated Things In The World

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Atleast, Has Logic!!

Mis-Use Of English.. Figure In Book Was Not Clear So Teacher Drew It On BlackBoard & Said- 'Don't Look At Book Figure, Look At my figure

I Drink TV While Wtching Cafe,Wash Mobil When Talking On Shirt,Switch Of Bed When I Lay On My Light Dis Is How I Go Mad When I OPEN MY BOOKS

Girl 2 Her BF- What r U Going To Gift Me On My B'Day

BF- A FootBall

G- But I Doesn't Play FootBall

B- I Know..

..But U Also Gifted Me a book!

When AryaBhata was correcting My aNsWeR SHeeT....
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He InVeNTeD 'ZERO'..

Mahesh babu came late 2 exam
Examiner : why r u late?
Mahesh : epudu vachamani kadhu sir xam rasama ledha :D
Chiru : mahesh e slip thesko
Mahesh : thanx annaya….
Chiru : naku thanx chepaku, ee slip maro mugurki evamani chepu
Saikumar : kanipinche e mudu papers omr,ques,ans paper aythe ? aa kanapadani nalugo paper e slip
ram charan : okka okka slip khadu nanna vandha slip lu okesari pampu .
jr.n.t.r. : slip kotthaga undani try chesanu lopala text book alane undhi,bayataki thesano racha rache ;)
Prabhas : don't trust any other slips...bring your own slip...... .write URSELF.... ..can...can
Siddharth : motham mere raasaaru.. .. Naa slip kudA meere raste..... nenenduku andi exam ki vachi...? :D:D

CRICKET VS COLLEGE!
Toss= Exam Time Table
Batsman=Student
Bowler= Qustion Paper
Umpire=Teacher
Scoreboard=Marks Card
Play ground=Examhall
Fast Ball=Long Question
Spin Ball=Twist Question
Slow Ball=Easy Question
Bouncer=Out of Syllabus
Wideball=Printing Mistake
No Ball=Question Wrong
Sixer=Above 75
Four=Above 60
Single=Just Pass
Runout=Caught while
copying
Hit Wicket=Absent
Clean Bowled=Fail..

Rajnikanth participated in 100 meters race and obviously he came 1st..
But EINSTEIN died after watching that.
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coz LIGHT came 2nd!:D

Q: Shrustilo lenidi vadukalo vunnadi emiti?
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Aalochinchindi chalu Ans. chepta chudu.
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"GAADIDA GUDDU":D

Jokes

HEIGHT OF STUDYING:A policemn saw a
10th clas boy Crying;(
Police:Wat's the
Matter boy?
boy:Matter is
anythng dat occupies Space & has Mass!!

If U Cry On Seeing The Question Paper, It Is An Insult But If Ur Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper, It Is Ur Achievement

Snta 2 His GF- Darling.. m I The 1st Man U Ever KISSed
GF- Of Course Darling.. U r The 1st Man
But Why Do All Men Ask The Same Silly Question??