Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are
2,4,10,17?
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The Boy Replies After deep thinking
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They Are
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HBO, FTv, SONY & POGO...:P

One old Woman was in a cinema hall drinking a cold drink
sometimes once in 15mins or 20 mins she was taking sips
Pappu who was sitting beside her got angry, took her glass, drank everything in 1sip, told: this is how u drink Fanta
Ow, smiled,said: Young man i was spitting in tat Pan:D

A dog fell in love with a cat but
dog's parents
refused cat
guess y?
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They gave a solid reason..
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"CHEE....ammayiki meesalu unai ra"

Love
Anedi"Jwaram" Lantidi,
Vastundhi, Potundhi,
But,
Friendship
'AIDS'
Lantidi,
Okasari Vaste Vadaladu
Ipudu Chepu Niku AIDS Vunda?
Ledha?

Telephone rings at Night
Husband:"If Its For Me den Say dat Im Not At Home"
Wife Answers:"He Is At Home"
Husband: WTF?
Wife:"It Was For Me"!:p

'2Day Is Friday' Fwd Ths To 15Frnds

In 7Days U'll Get Another Friday

It Really Works

If U Ignored This Msg, U Will Get Saturday Within 24Hrs

interesting fact:
If a Girl has balance in her cell,then she has a Boyfrnd.
If a boy has balance in his cell then he has no Girlfrnd..! :P

GIRLS & MATHS r The Two Most Complicated Things In The World

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MATHS,

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Atleast, Has Logic!!

Mis-Use Of English.. Figure In Book Was Not Clear So Teacher Drew It On BlackBoard & Said- 'Don't Look At Book Figure, Look At my figure

I Drink TV While Wtching Cafe,Wash Mobil When Talking On Shirt,Switch Of Bed When I Lay On My Light Dis Is How I Go Mad When I OPEN MY BOOKS

Girl 2 Her BF- What r U Going To Gift Me On My B'Day

BF- A FootBall

G- But I Doesn't Play FootBall

B- I Know..

..But U Also Gifted Me a book!

When AryaBhata was correcting My aNsWeR SHeeT....
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He InVeNTeD 'ZERO'..

Mahesh babu came late 2 exam
Examiner : why r u late?
Mahesh : epudu vachamani kadhu sir xam rasama ledha :D
Chiru : mahesh e slip thesko
Mahesh : thanx annaya….
Chiru : naku thanx chepaku, ee slip maro mugurki evamani chepu
Saikumar : kanipinche e mudu papers omr,ques,ans paper aythe ? aa kanapadani nalugo paper e slip
ram charan : okka okka slip khadu nanna vandha slip lu okesari pampu .
jr.n.t.r. : slip kotthaga undani try chesanu lopala text book alane undhi,bayataki thesano racha rache ;)
Prabhas : don't trust any other slips...bring your own slip...... .write URSELF.... ..can...can
Siddharth : motham mere raasaaru.. .. Naa slip kudA meere raste..... nenenduku andi exam ki vachi...? :D:D

CRICKET VS COLLEGE!
Toss= Exam Time Table
Batsman=Student
Bowler= Qustion Paper
Umpire=Teacher
Scoreboard=Marks Card
Play ground=Examhall
Fast Ball=Long Question
Spin Ball=Twist Question
Slow Ball=Easy Question
Bouncer=Out of Syllabus
Wideball=Printing Mistake
No Ball=Question Wrong
Sixer=Above 75
Four=Above 60
Single=Just Pass
Runout=Caught while
copying
Hit Wicket=Absent
Clean Bowled=Fail..

Rajnikanth participated in 100 meters race and obviously he came 1st..
But EINSTEIN died after watching that.
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coz LIGHT came 2nd!:D

Q: Shrustilo lenidi vadukalo vunnadi emiti?
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Aalochinchindi chalu Ans. chepta chudu.
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"GAADIDA GUDDU":D

Jokes

HEIGHT OF STUDYING:A policemn saw a
10th clas boy Crying;(
Police:Wat's the
Matter boy?
boy:Matter is
anythng dat occupies Space & has Mass!!

If U Cry On Seeing The Question Paper, It Is An Insult But If Ur Teacher Cries On Seeing Ur Answer Paper, It Is Ur Achievement

Snta 2 His GF- Darling.. m I The 1st Man U Ever KISSed
GF- Of Course Darling.. U r The 1st Man
But Why Do All Men Ask The Same Silly Question??