Where there is luv,there r feelings..
Where there r feelings, there is pain..
&
Where there is pain..
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Apply "Moov"
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Funny but true- . Tell a girl she's beautiful, She'll believe it 4 a moment. . . Tell a girl she's ugly, she'll believe it 4 a lifetime..!! ;

1girl commitd suicide by hanging2fan in her rum
"UNCLE" saw her frm window nd said
"kevalm veladite saripodu mummy ki cheppu complan ivvamani":P

If you're wife kisses you
every time you come late
Remember;
Its not Affection,
Its inspection of;
BEER,PERFUME
OR LIPSTICKS!
b careful!!!

in life there r 5 perfect
things u should never lose -
CHARACTER
SELF RESPECT
HOPE
HEART
&
???
Well, u know my name right ;-)

If I was n artist,u would b my picture If I ws a poet,u would be my inspiration If I ws an author u would b my story Bt I'm only a cartoonist

Height of Giving Counter: Teacher:All idiots stand up. (A boy stands up) Teacher:So U r an Idiot? Boy:No.I couldn't C u standing alone madam :

Gal: I'm so short. Boy: No,U are not dear. Gal: Yes i'm. B: Come on, stand up. Gal stands up. . . . . . . Boy: No seriously stand up..:

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting TWINS... TWINS...

2011 girls....!
Husband: Oka cup Coffee..
Wife: entra adigav?
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Husband: neeku kavala?? ani adiganu...darling
;-> :-D

Wen A Girl Cheats A Boy, He Suicides. Hence Gals Kill A Life. . But wen A Boy Cheats A Gal A Baby Is Born Hence Boys Givs A Life..

Gal: I'm so short. Boy: No,U are not dear. Gal: Yes i'm. B: Come on, stand up. Gal stands up. . . . . . . Boy: No seriously stand up..:

Height of Giving Counter:
Teacher:All idiots stand up.
(A boy stands up)
Teacher:So U r an Idiot?
Boy:No.I couldn't C u standing alone madam :D

Blind boy giving sweets 2 all.
Girls all came frm bathroom witout dress 2 get sweets knowing he's blind
Girls:Wat special?
Blind:I got my eyes.

Things I Use My Home Phone For:
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-2% Calling People.
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-8% Ignoring Telemarketers.
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-90% Calling My Cell Phone When I Cant Find It....! :P

Guy: If I Could Change d Alphabet,
I Would Put "U" & "I" Together.
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Girl: Oh deres No Need To Do dat,
"N" & "O" R Already Together.

'MESSAGES' are now d rarest luxury,
which cudnt b sent more than 100/day at any cost.
So wen sum1 spends it 4 u,
it defines d depth of care!

M0st intelliGent statement by a flirt: "I am n0t scared 0f pr0p0sinG a Girl... But I am scared ab0ut, what w0uld happen if she aGrees...

Best "Technical punch" Moment...
When Making a File named "dflgjkcmjqwsbdz" on Computer & Still getting the Message-
'File name already exist........

dey Say:
"Sleep Is Good For d Brain."
Then
Why d Hell Isnt It Allowed In Class?
Query 4m BBA
(Back Bencherz Association) ;)

Frindship ki meaning telisina blood nadi.
Mind lo fix ayite blind ga msg chesta.
Kallunodu msg mathrame chusthadu kani dhimakunodu reply istharu

Uncle-
Asalu ma amma maata vini unte ikkada unde vaanne kaadhu! :(
Jailor-
Em cheppindi mee amma?
Uncle-
Vinane ledhu kadaa, em cheppali?!

Ultimate fact:
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Diplomacy of Girls:
They hate it when u ask their age!
but they would kill yu
if u forget their
birthday..

Dentist's Advice on Secret of Good Health
Always Treat ur Toothbrush Like a GirlFriend
Dont Let Anybody Else Use it & get a New1 Every 3 Months..

Modern girls:
1980-love me but dont touch
1990-touch but dont kiss
2000-kiss but nothing else
2011-do anything but dont take video in mobile

Girl:(Shivering)
It's so Cold in here!
Boy:Want my Jacket?
Girl:No,I want u 2 Wrap me in ur Arms.
Boy:(Smiles and says)
Saali characterless

Daughter-I am in luv wit neighbour,am running away with him Dad-thanx dear,u have saved money,time D-Dad I am reading dis letter left by mom

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Em ledhu, oorike nilabaddaanu..
Any problem?!!!

There was a Competition Btwn
'PULSAR 180' and
'APACHE 180' on d road
but
Finally d Winner was
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"AMBULANCE 108

Frwd 2 whom U care: Dont eat DairyMilk r other Cadbury product spclly SILK r CRACKLE Bcz it causes severe stomach pain wen eaten witout ME :-D

Boy: babai nuvu evarinina love chesava?
Uncle: chesanu kani thanu
I Love u 2 antundhi...
aa rendo vadu evado ardham kavatledhura...?:-P :-D

Boy: Babai 'ICICI' ante enti?
Uncle: Adi kuda teliyada?
cheptha vinu "NENU CHUSA NENU CHUSA NENU"
Boy: pichekinchhav babai nuv keka:-):-D

A Girl's FB Status: "M Online During Class ..I M So Smart Hahahaha Comment From Her Techr Beta Test Mai 0 Mila Hai Aakar Dekhogi Ya Tag Karu

Meaningful line written on
Women Shoe Shop:
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" 20% Off ,
If purchased within
10 minutes "

Wife:- evandi mana pelli chesina poojari heart attack tho poyadata
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husband:- chesina papam oureeke potunda mari.:-D

Wife2Husbnd: Nenu pani chesthunnapudu kissu-gissu petti disturb cheyoddu!
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Pani manishi:Ala cheppandamma, Nenu eni sarlu chepina vinatledu!!!!!!!

Pappu made a cal 2 airport & Askd,
Hw long is d journey frm Mumbai 2 Blore.?
Receptionist: 30 min sir.
Pappu: only dat much,den i wil walk :D

Boss to his Friend: My secretary quit, she left the job yesterday.
Friend: But why?
Boss: What to say, She caught me kissing my wife.;):P

2day is death anniversary of superman
so in his honour,& memory plz wear a red underwear on ur clothes & fly around ur room in silence 4a minute

santa: every one open their mouth on seeing my wife.
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banta: why? is she so beautiful?
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santa: no she is a dentist..:D

Latest research - Boys Always remain faithful to Girlfriend.... ! . ! ! ! ! ! Whose Girlfriend..? Dat stil is a topic of research!

A girl thought LOL mean "lots of love"
so she sent it in d following text to her boyfriend
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'sorry to hear about ur Accident..LOL !!!!!!

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper:
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For Sale: Wedding suit,
worn only once by mistake.. ;-)

Funny but so true:
Mother: I think our daughter is in love..
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Father: How do u know.?
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Mother: She is not asking for pocket money.:-)

Boy: aeroplanes ku rangu ela vestaru babai peddagaa untay ga?
Uncle: paiki vellaaka chinnagaa avtai ga appudu vestaru ra.
Boy: nuv keka po?:-D

PraiseThelord.
o__,
<! o _
JL // <L
ok ok.
u got my blessings
Get up
Ento pichi janaalu naa blessings lekunda nidra kuda poru :-P

HM: ABCD enni Raa?
Stu: 4
HM: Total
Stu: 5
HM: stupid
Stu: 6
HM: wHat?
Stu: 4
HM: Nonsense
Stu: 8
HM:??
Stu: CHeppu Maava.. Ippud cHeppu maava!

HiTech PJ:
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Anyone Having Less
Than
32 GB iPod / 16 GB iPhone
Should Be Declared
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iPoor .... =P =D

Girl Setting Paswrd In Laptop Wd A Guy Sittng Bside Hr.
She Types"BRAIN"As Paswrd
Guy Fell Off 4m Chair
Laughing
Coz
Laptop Replied:
"TOO SMALL"