Individual thoughts Bring victory Group thoughts Create History So, always be in a group, if any thing goes wrong, we can say "Gumpulo Govinda"

Maths Sir: Dont shout 2 mch odrwise i will differentiate u twice n integrate u once. Stdnt: sir we r "e"powr"x" wat evr u do we never change.....

An exact Definition OF Mathematics: Mathematics is study of finding a black CAT in a dark room... When there is no CAT actually. frwd our jokes..

What's the diff between us and Camels..?? They can work without drinking for 7 days... & We can drink without working for 7 days! Cheers

Sweet letter..! FROM:- Busy ga Unna Buildup KottaKunda Msg Pampe Nenu. TO:- Kaliga Untu Kuda Busy ga Unnatlu Buildup Eche NiKu.

Uncle goes 2 spoken english class. Boy:Babai small doubt Uncle: enti ra Boy:GO ki verb form cheppava Uncle:so simple ra.., Go, Goked, Goken.

A poem only 4u:
Inky pinky ponky.
Message reader donkey
Reader very angry
Sender vry happy
Snder smiles:) Reader cries;(
Inky pinky ponky..!










True words by a Dead Person:
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Use a Little bit Common Sense
Atleast,
How can a
"De@d Person"
Talk???

Funniest Contradictions: 1.Clearly Misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty& . . . 6.Happily Married

There are 3 kinds of students:

1.Some make wonders happen.

2.Some see wonders happen.

3.Others wonder what happened...:-D

He he he...

Why Do We All Marry?
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Bcoz
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Romance Is Not d Only Element Of Life.

We Should Know Horror, Terror, Suspense & Tragedy Also.:-);-)

Be Regular As Clock Be Fresh As Rose Be Soft As Flower Be Strong As Rock & Be SWEET As Me I Know Its Difficult But Just Keep Trying..:P

Fathr:entra chellelu ala mounamga kurchundi?
Son:em ledu pappa chelli lipstick adigindi,nenu fevistick ichanu anthe
moosukoni kurchundhi.


Uncle: gathamlolaga na
kalaloki Hiroinlu
ravatledu doctr?
Doc: mee vayasaipoindi kada
Uncle: patha Hiroinlayina ravochuga?
Doc:nuvu maravura




One nt uncle wanted to smoke::
Aggipette vetikadu
Left
Right
Kinda
Meeda
Ekkadaa dorakaledu
Nirashatho Candle aarpi padukunnadu..

Boy: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off.
Uncle:Amazing, whats dat msg
Boy: Battery low.
Uncle: Wow frwrd it to me

"CUP TEA" thagithe emavthundi? think.. think... Think.. Think....yar Use ur brain 'cup kaali avuthundi!!!!!!

Boy: Babai ninna power povadam valla 2hrs lift lo undipovalsi vachindhi.
balaya: Nuvvinka parledura. Nenu Escalator meedha 3 hrs undipoya!! :-p