Newton's latest law.. 'To every twist in the question paper, there is an equal and opposite twist in the answer given by the students..!!' ;)

Babi: Mobile lo songs nimpali Servicing man: MEMORY CARD unda? Babi: RATION CARD undi parvaleda? Boy: babai,voter card kuda undani,cheppu vadiki......

abbai: babai oka ten rupees unte ivvu repu istanu. Babai: levu ra,repu ayite istanu Abbai: repu ela istav Babai: Ori jaffa repu nuvvu ista annav!!!

BF-Hey

GF-What

BF-I Cheated

GF-So Wt Do U Think, I Luv U, I Was Also Cheating U 4 Past 2 Yrs

BF Cried & Says-

I Ws Talking Abt Exams;(
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DREAM
Makes All Things Posible
HOPE
Makes All, Work
LUV
Makes All, Beautiful
SMILE
Makes All Above Work Possible
So
Alwaz BRUSH Ur TEETH
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wats dffrnce btwn PROBLEM ,TALENT & SKILL?
2 boys love 1 girl =PROBLEM!
1 boy loves 2 girls =TALENT!
2girls loves 1 boy =SKILL

Ur Eyes.. Think About Urself For 30 Seconds After 30 Seconds Open Ur Eyes.. ..Then U'll Realize That U Have Wasted 30 Seconds.....

Exam time: ok, it's 4:20, I'll start studying at 5:00. . . . . Damn, 05:03, I missed it. Ok Now I'll Start at 06:00 !! :P

Tv9 news . . 07:59:57 . . 07:59:58 . . 07:59:59 . . 8:00:00 . . Namaskaram Mobile lo news ravadaniki Tv9 tv me mama di kadhu..:P :

I L U send This SMS To 10 Girls & Win A Free Trip To Ur Nearest POLICE STATION In LUXURY JEEP Food, Bed & Body massage Full F

Seeing a Cockroach in ur Sandwich is Not a Problem. But . . . . Seeing a Half Cockroach in Your Half sandwich is Really a Problem

Jailer: Nobody comes to meet u, Don't u have any relative or friend? . Prisoner: They are also locked up in different jails :P

She had 'GUESS' printed on her T-shirt.. . . . . . . . He got slapped wen he said "must b 34!!":-D :-D plz share on telugu__jokes to 98

Why do they call our language "mother tongue"?? . . . . Guess . . . Because the father never gets a chance to speak ;-) :-P

A Onion got married with cabbage.The nxt mrng a frnd ask Onion hw did u spnd ur 1st nyt?Onion said arey iddaridi vippukone sarike tellarindi...:D

Exams Should Be Given On Either Facebook Or On Phone Instead Of Sheets, Because Today's Students Have More Typing Speed Than Writing Speed

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude.. Waah Waaah She Proposed Me But I Was Rude, . . . Being Single Is My Attitude NO clapps plz...;-)

Height of Letter writing : . . . A Boy writes letter to GOD ! . Dear GOD, Give us Steve Jobs back and we will give you Justin Bieber.....

ALCOHOL? What is that..?? Sorry, that's not in my "Vodkabulary", may be I should go look it up on "whiskeypedia"..!! He he he!!!! :-D :-P

Individual thoughts Bring victory Group thoughts Create History So, always be in a group, if any thing goes wrong, we can say "Gumpulo Govinda"

Maths Sir: Dont shout 2 mch odrwise i will differentiate u twice n integrate u once. Stdnt: sir we r "e"powr"x" wat evr u do we never change.....