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studnt life: In class: 2+2=4. - Homework: 2+4+2=8. - xam: John had 4 apples. He eats one and gives one to a friend Calculate the Sun's mass!!!

Dr: how many children do u have? Pappu:12 Doc: y so many? Pappu: I had promised my father in law that i will never keep her stomach empty..;)

Latest Philosophy "If u do regular study, it means u d0n't hav confidence in urself Study at last moment & show ur confidence" gud evng!!!

Sir: Lite travels fastr dan sound.So v c lighting 1st den hear thunder Papu: Wen power goes,v switch on Generator,1st sound cums den cums lite!!

Pappu mentioned 3yrs experience in his resume Interviewer: Can u tell me in which field u've experienced for 3yrs? Pappu: In searching JOBS!:-P

Unforgettable 3 things in ur life.. ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 1.breakfast 2.lunch 3.dinner! have it. don't miss it.

The reason doctors prescriptions r impossible to read is b'coz they all hav d same message to d pharmacist: I got my money,now you get yours.

A father to his adopted son, "Whats the height of laziness??" . Son replied: "Whats more lazier than having an adopted son"! :-D ;-)lol!!!!

I Saw It Thru My Eyes Bt Cudnt Understnd It Tuk In My Hand Bt Cudnt Understnd It Thot 4 a Long Tym Bt Nt Understnd It Its Question Paper!!!!!!