Child: Amma naku rayadam vachesindi! . Mother:Avuna..!! Em rasavura Kanna.! . Child:Emo Nakemi telsu? Chadavadam Raduga..!! Uncle went to cloth market Uncle:- Manchi cloth chupinchandi Salesman:- plainlo chupincha mantara Uncle:- Neyabba planelo kadu ra ikkade.:-D Na pranam pothey neku kaneelu vastayani naku teliyadu.. kani, Neeku kaneelu vasthe na pranam pothundi.! itlu u r lovingly . . VULLIPAI

That moment when the teacher says, "Those who want to talk can leave the class" and then you look at your friend & ask, "naduv bey dobedham?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The best feeling in d world is when u wake up in d middle of night, take ur mobile in hand & see.. . . . . . U still have time to sleep! :P

What do u call a situation where 2 people think about Life, and all others think about Food? ? Any guess? ? ? Weddding:-D

The fast and furious moment . . . . . When guests go out of the house . And u run like a rocket to eat the things that served fr them

Nuvvu chala intelligent ani vinnanu.
E 5 prasnalaku telugu lo Ans cheppu.

1.Ambulance
2.Mobile
3.Xerox
4.Tube light
5.Sim

Boy:Vastava? Gal:Cheppu teguddi B:movi ko, library ko anukovachuga! G:Ye niku adi leda? B: Osey! G:Brain ledo, bike ledo ani anukovachuga!! LKG rowdies Stud1:Mava smoke cheste cancer vastundani teachr chepindila. Stud2: teachr April fool chesindi mava. Smoke cheste poga kada vached Diff b/w Ignorance & selfcontrol? Wen u c mirror& u dnt laugh at urself, dats ignorance! & Wen i luk at u& i dnt laugh, dats self control.:P Free ga unnava? Neku oka vishayam cheppali Pakkana avaru leru kada Chala personnel evaraki cheppaku plz TAJMAHAL AMMUTHA KONTAVA?????? UNCLE: oka coffee entha ? . OWNER: 1 coffee Rs.5 . UNCLE: opposite shop lo 50ps anta. . OWNER: ne ayya, adi Xerox Copy, idi bru Coffee ra..:

Kid: Babai Opration Ki Mundu Patient Ki Mathu Mandu Enduku Eshtaru? Uncle: Patient Spruhalo Unte Operation Nerchu Kuntadani Kid: Nuv Keka Babai. frog: U r a fool Pappu: I am not fool Frog: its waste 2 talk 2u & frog jumped in 2water. Pappu: nenedo joke ga anna, danike sachipovala..:D Ramu: era Nee talaki debba ela taglindi? Somu: Mana School gate pakkana oka sthambam undi chusava? Ramu: Ha chusanu Somu: Nenu chudaledu.. :D